Thursday, February 26, 2009

Good Moring Sunshine!!

Good morning being the operitive word. Loo an Mansers have this amazing ability to periodicaly switch things up leaving me in a wimpering heap on the floor.
An example you say ok here's a few.
Mansers likes to run from me. This may not seem like a big deal but man o man this is a cardinal offense. My children WILL NOT run from me. I can't have them thinking it's a funny game to run. The other day my perfectly trained Loo decided she was going to run from me for the first time in her three years of life and ran directly into a moving car tire. Oh yes. It was bad. Luckily the car was reversing very slowly but if she had hit it any differantly the tire would have taken her under. She was fine but I put the fear in her.
WOW that was a tangent, anyways Donovan runs from me as we are getting ready to leave and we are already late, it's been a bad week. I refuse to chase him so I wait. The twenty pound 22 month old begins taunting me. This I cannot handle and scream in frustration. One of those I have to scream or I will implode type moments. The type that the neighbors come running cause it sounds like I found a dead body scream. Now most kids would be scared and cry, but these are my children. They look at each other and .......... start making the same scream as me and giggleing. They think it's a game. Is nothing sacred?? Not even they terrible cry of a mother slipping further in to a insanity??
Nope not to my children they just taunt me.

Here's another example of me being tortured by two small children, not unlike the children of the corn kid. They look so sweet but it's pure unadulterated evil underneath.
Every six months they start waking up either an hour later or an hour earlier. Yep my children actually prepare for Daylight Savings Time. Like now. They usually wake up at eight but this week they've woken up at seven!! See it's is just shocking how depraved they are!!!