Never Use Your Hand to Put Your Foot In Your Mouth

Yes that's right we have the dreaded Hand Foot and Mouth Disease. Basically it's just a fever, super crankyness and sores on the........you guessed it, hands feet and mouth. Dang, we missed getting the Montezumas revenge that we usually get when we go home only to get a nasty midwest virus. Stinkin Midwest. I wash my hands of you. Which is about the ony thing you can do with HFM. Wash your hands and pass out the Motrin. Dorothy made a grave mistake. If I had some red slippers I'd be clickin them to get the heck out of The Midwest. Oz is lookin pretty good right now!! I could be the Wicked Witch. I've already got the passel of flying monkeys.