The Great Chicken Nugget Incident of '08

It is well known that City tends to be a little goofy. He definately makes life interesting around here. So when he started laughing histerically for no apparent reason one night a few weeks ago; I prepared for the worst. Here's our conversation:
CB:HAHAHAHA I did not tell you what happened at work today did I???
Me: Oh No. What did you do now???
CB:HAHAHAHA it's not what I did. It's what me and one of the guys at work did!
Me: Oh no. Just tell me.
CB: HAHAHAHAHA It's so funny!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
We have the Annual Awards Banquet coming up and one of our guys got the
Airman of the Year Award. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA We have to go to the
dinner and it's really expensive. HAHAHAHAHA
$26 for the roast beef
$24 for the Chicken
$20 for the vegetable lasagne
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and $4 for the childrens Chicken nugget dinner!!!
Me: YOU DIDN'T!!!!
CB: HAHAHAHAHA yes we did. HAHAHAH We're going to be in our military tuxedos
with a bunch of 4 star Generals and Colonels and we're gunna be HAHAHAHA
eating dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ME: You are a dork. YOU are such a Cheapskate.
CB: No HAHAHAHAH IT's funny!! It's gunna be so cool!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

So I"m sure you get the gist of it. He is a dork. Well I just got a call from City Boy.
The First Shirt ( the guy who makes sure all of the troops are taken care of outside of work i.e. bails them out of jail, makes sure homelife is ok;
Writes them an E-mail saying that the childs menue is not an option for adults and if that changes their ability to go to the banquet he will gladly remove them from the list. He also noted that this wasn't McDonalds, you can't order a happy meal. To which the other guys asked if he got the big boy meal would he be able to still get a toy?

My husband is a total dork. And he wonders why I say that I am no longer capable of being embarrassed by him. I have been desensitized!!

-Mac